An open letter to Archie (from the comic)

Dear Archie,

I used to read your comic books all the time. I believe I spent large portions of my allowance on them as a child. I thought they were great. Today, I was at this store by my house and I saw this:

Wow. So, you finally picked one. I have to admit, I'm disappointed. I always wanted you to pick Betty. I think you two make a much cuter couple. But, as my dad would say, "There's no accounting for personal taste." Ain't that the truth.

Love, Megan