Dear Cold Temperatures,
I know, I know. It's November 3rd and I live in Michigan. It's gonna be cold, I get it. But I am SO not ready for it. At. All. I'm freezing. I've lived in Las Vegas for the last three years and I miss the warm.
Did I mention I'm freezing? My new apartment has radiators and I'm not exactly positive they're working all the time, but I turn the knob in the "on" direction and hope for the best.
My parents gave me a heater that looks like a little fireplace. I use it ALL the time.
It's 31 degrees out right now. 31!! I came home tonight and the apartment was freezing. I had to turn on the heater, put on long sweater, a scarf, socks and slippers! Then I wrapped up in the warmest blanket I own just to warm up. Sigh. I guess I'm a little warmer now... but my feet are still freezing. It's ridiculous. I swear.
So look, Cold Weather, I'm gonna be in Vegas this weekend and it's going to be warm and sunny there. When I get back, can you make your trip to this part of the country short this season? Maybe warm up in March instead of June? I know it's asking alot, but I can only take so many nights of bundling up like this.
Thanks for listening.