I wasn't sad to leave you. Sure, I made some really good friends there and learned a lot, but me and you- we never meshed. I hate gambling, you're too dry and the opportunities that I thought existed within you don't.
But, I'm on my way back... Don't get so excited, it's just for the weekend. If I'm on honest with myself, though, I'm kinda psyched. I miss the good things about you- sunshine, warmth, Abby, sushi and 3G on my iPhone. I will get my fill of all of these things while I'm with you, Vegas.
Just don't be shocked when I'm not sad to leave again.